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Fresh Start
01:13
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Thank you for your patronage in purchasing our new record
30 day return policy if you liked the last one better
Isn’t there enough punk now that we’re in the 2020’s?
We’re just like AC/DC but of course we’re not that funny
Life sucks this is dumb I give it up it’s no fun
Im almost 30 and I’m pretending that I’m really young
No fun but it goes on and on
Were meeting every week in a rat infested basement
Making music with 2 parts, maybe 3, we’re too impatient
The attention span is sapped so we’re officially out of luck
Get ready for an album about how I can’t afford a truck
Life sucks this is dumb I give it up it’s no fun
I’m almost 30 and I’m still pretending that I’m really young
No fun but it goes on and on
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2. |
I Can't Listen
00:51
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I can’t listen
I hate talking
Eric play the song
What comes next for me?
Now I can’t self medicate
Doctor always gets his way
Can I get enough for all of us
Man this fucking band sucks
Trying to think
About other stupid shit
Fun things I like
And all the things I don’t
When you interrupt
It makes the thinking hard
Then I have to go and try again
Way back from the start
What’s ADHD?
Nothings wrong with me
I can’t listen
I hate talking
Eric just play normal
Shut up fucker
How many pils for today
Doctor always gets his way
Can I get enough for all of us
Man this fucking band sucks
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No you can’t take the car
Stop making that awful sound
I’ll send you off really far
Go join the circus if you wanna be a clown
Don’t make me come over there
Are you stupid? Or just don’t care?
Can’t leave the house dressed like that
Have you lost your mind?
Don’t fuck with the thermostat
All you do is lie, your fucking up your life
Don’t make me come over there
You look like shit, cut your hair
Don’t give me that lip young man
I’ll take away your iPad
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Zits
00:33
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Teenagers, the fucking worst
They want it all but don’t wanna work
If you ask them, they found it first
I’m just waiting for those zits to burst
Pop right off
Squirt a stranger in the face
Pop it right off yeah
Teenagers, they know best
Nu metal, haircuts and internet
Subculture wrecked by the inept
“Everything is punk if it’s patched on a vest”
Pop right off
Pinch it til it oozes out
And pop it right off yeah
Squeeze that zit
Your annoying as shit
Stupid stupid stupid
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5. |
Who's Got The Milk?
01:11
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Who’s got the milk?
That’s the title itself
Don’t got a clue what it means
Come on beat it
POW bang boom BAM bop cum beat em up
Who’s got the milk?
Guess now I’m kicking myself
Still have no clue what it means
Wyatt wrote it
Drop to all fours come here and lap it up
I’ve got an idea
Nah that’s nothing
It’s called verbal diarrhea
You can make up the meaning
Aaahaahhhhhhhhhhahahaha eat it up/lap it up
Who’s got the milk
What else can I rhyme with self
I need a lyric machine
A ghost writer
POW bang boom BAM bop come beat em up
Who’s got the milk
Last time I get to rhyme self
Shelf wealth health elf that’s clean
It’s almost over
Drop to all fours come here and lap it up
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6. |
Battle Of The Bands
01:13
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Musics just a novelty to you
Vanity record cuz “you do it too”
Get your trophy just so you can prove
How your more than just a rich kid with nothing to do
Your a spoiled brat and a man child
Your got no riffs just a fake smile
Paying out for streams
“Play that hit song on repeat”
Go big and win the battle of the bands
Host a meet and greet
Throw a big record release/write your own press release
Your the best according to your friends
And tens of dozens of your fans
You got kicked out of all of your groups
You’d think maybe that’d give you a clue
Can’t see all the things that you came to lose
Got in now your out, you jock frat goof
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7. |
Big Plans
01:01
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I got big plans
Youve got big plans
They got big plans
This fun never ends
No shortage of shit to do
Fall behind and you will lose
“Get the career made just for you”
Get so stressed you want to puke
I got big plans and 1000 errands
Life is just so grand
Live and laugh and love with friends
Nothing matters
My brains so scattered
What am I even after?
Running full speed to the end
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I wanna be special (forces)
Not some wimpy freak
Who should have been aborted
Gimme a gun to shoot some fools
Be a on a special team and be fucking cool
Shoot up the world prove who’s the best
Go to other countries and make a mess yeah
I wanna be special (forces)
Fire guns off out of my jeep
And go somewhere foreign
Bust down your door and cum inside
Kick some babies punch some guys
Who’s the man now?
Destroy your town no place to hide
What a great time to be alive
God bless America
I wanna be special forces
It’s all in a days work
And it’s never boring
No fair warning
The law enforcing
Were coming over right now
B-92’s, AK-67’s, Big Nukies and whole lotta
Hummer Jets- coming to a border near you
McDonald’s, Subway, Burger King too
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Incel
00:44
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Sexist freak
Mindless pig
Entitlement
Why do you live
Incel 1-2-3-4
Incel 1-2-3
Lurking creep
A frat fuck or stunted jock
All the same just nuke the lot
Light em up
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10. |
Best Before
01:00
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You come into this world as a blank page
All the numbers and the letters
Their all the same
It’s up to you to rearrange
Spell out the bullshit
You want it to say
Best before
Then expired
Best before
It’s too late
You exit this world
And leave all that waste
Say bye bye to such a happy place
Even if you manage to get some cake
You’ll still expire on the best before date
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Loss Prevention
01:03
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Here he comes, the security greeter
Failed cop, window peeper
Best part of my week
Is going to the grocery store
I used up all my condiments
Now I get to get some mo
Suit up in my best disguise
Whip on down to my favourite shop
Before I put a foot inside
I’m greeted by the rent a cop
He doesn’t like the looks me
Or this oversized jacket I’m wearing
Come on down yeah
Watch me hard security greeter
Hired narc, fucking wife beater
Gods blessings and his gift
That you get to be so tough
Your job is playing dress up
In hand me down tactical stuff
Follow suspicious people around
Keep those fucking yuppers safe
While they try to score some rocking deals
At their local super market place
Gotta be quick and clean to cop a can
He’s got a shifty eye on my red hand
Follow me around yeah
Loss prevention, security greeter
Why don’t you call the cops
I know your eager
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12. |
Neon Taste Theme
01:12
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There is a label - Neon Taste
Run by Josh Nickel
He’s an unstable head case
Watch out don’t be a sucker
He’ll rip you off and try to kiss your girlfriend
And then he’ll sell all of your bands records
I once watched him punch a dog on the street and then
without warning he walked into a heavily populated
shopping mall and exposed himself to a child
What’s wrong with this guy
Is anybody else seeing this?
He’s completely out of control
I think he needs to be put down
This label needs to be stopped
This is getting out of hand
Put him down
Stop him
Drop him
Lay him out
String em up
Beat ‘em down
Shut em up
Bust his head
Bye bye
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Headcheese Kamloops, British Columbia
Lewis - Vocals
Eric - Drums
Wyatt - Bass
Dana - Guitar
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